What represents Jesus getting taken down from the cross?

Answer 1

There were green alligators and long necked geese

Humpty-backed camels and chimpanzees

Cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born

the loveliest of all was the unicorn

According to the Gospels, Joseph of Arimathea and Nicodemus took Jesus down from the cross.

Answer 2

most Protestant churches don't hang crucifixes in their churches, (crosses with Jesus on them). They use just plain empty crosses to represent His resurrection, indicating that he is no longer bound by the cross. So a plain cross should work.

Answer 3

The noble roman soldier, called Maximius Callus, took his spear and pierced jesus skin, so a little blood was pouring. He did not kill him, just responded to order to make sure Jesus (who fell into deep, comatose sleep, but was still alive) was dead, so that Roman soldiers could go home before the rain, that was send for this purpose by the God Allmighty (Allah in Eremic). He than took him from the cross, his young fiesty body covered with blood and sweat, his genitals covered in scarce clothes. Maria Magdalena, Jesus' girlfriend and former whore, together with Peter and a few other disciples, took the body of the unconscious Jesus to coffin, and smuggled him as he were dead.

By next morning (Easter morning), Jesus, who was cared for by Maria with wet sponges (she wiped his naked body with it, though his genital area was unresponsive, to which Mariah complained to Peter later that night telling him "He is dead"), and left to sleep during night in coffin (so Romans wouldnt suspect anything). By the morning, Jesus woke up, and rose from the coma, and wrapped himself into a cloth, so he wouldnt catch cold. He then went Mariah, a sexually frustrated hysteric who was delusional anyway, and some other disciples, before making his escape to the East. Noone has seen Jesus ever since.

Peter was shrewd enough to know how to twist the story, Mariah Magdalena was delusional, and she soon ended up cheating Jesus with Judah, who became suddenly rich. In the meantime, Jesus, a sotciopathic cult leader, fearing for his own petty skin, left eastwards, fleeing Romans and Jews (who were as zelaous and intollerant as today). There he met many virgins, man and women, who he again seduced and used to come to Parthia, where Jews had no influence (Jews had almost as much influence in Roman Empire as they have in USA today). He deflowered virgins, using his sociopathic charm, and founded new cult following, that took him all way to India, living his heavenly parasitic existance, like a true sociopath he was.

Answer 4

Joseph of Arimathea.

Answer 5

Joseph of Arimathea.