Yes, you can. But it is much better when another person does it, especially if they are a trained professional.
Yes it is possible to get a massage when drunk....but iff too drunk, you will not remember it.
I hope so!
Massage yourself with your wide open hands.
You wrap yourself in a towel.
not sure,it seem the massage table suits for yourself is the most important:-) i always use this massage table,you can have a try:http://www.aosom.com/soozier-black-portable-massage-table3-fold-thick_p76.html
no its not possible
Google it. You'll come up with tons of results.
No, massage and oil are not going to make wrinkles worse or enlarge bones.
A massage must be performed in person, it is not physically possible to send one through email unless this is a "virtual massage". i.e. OR..... You could tie it... Braid it ... or just let it flow!!!!!
No, it is not possible to purchase a house from yourself as you cannot buy something from yourself in a traditional sense.
Yes.
Oh, let's take a moment to appreciate the beauty of self-care and self-love. When it comes to self lingam massage, it's all about creating a safe and comfortable space for yourself. Start by setting a peaceful atmosphere, using gentle touch and exploring what feels good for you. Remember, the most important thing is to be kind and gentle with yourself throughout the process.