Feel free to serve yourself.
"how may I help you?"
Make an obscene fool of yourself.
Didn't benefit.
Help can be used as a noun or a verb. Other ways to say help when used as a noun is aid or benefit. When help is used as a verb, other words include assist, balm, and remedy. Another way to say help is by saying mayday or S.O.S.
you've got is another way to say you have.
me
Yes, the formal and grammatically correct way of addressing yourself and another person is to put yourself last.
et cetera is another way to say and so on
Another way to say 'events' is 'functions'
Another way to say poop is "feces" or "stool."
Verbose is another way to say big words.
Another way to say horizontal is flat, even, or level.