Moose

A cow moose

The moose, especially if the moose is a bull moose on the rut, would knock out the two men easily if the two men do not run away fast. Moose are standing quite taller than a human and can even send a grizzly bear flying. Even if the two men had knives or clubs, the moose (if the moose was a bull moose) would gore the two men with its large antlers to death and tear them out.

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Yes. A bull moose could even kill a grizzly bear.

Dumb is a judgement call, and apparently you're being a judge.

Moose survive in the wild world effectively evading their predators, caring for their young and conducting a moose's life.

Be aware that a moose has more capacity to live its life than a human may have to live the life of a moose.

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whats the moose life cycle

Length of adults ranges from 6 to 8 feet from nose to tail.

You tell the moose that you are going out for ice cream, and he can ride shotgun?

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Seriously, a moose is far too big to get into a car. Even if the antlers WERE inflatable.

They certainly can be, yes.

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the moose stinks

YES

Taiga is what moose live in

Moose weigh 25 to 35 pounds at birth. Calves can run within a few days and swim well within two weeks.

So, there is no exact age on when they can be free, but, as you can see, by more or less 2 weeks old is enough before they can go out into the wilderness.

yes

Yes, but only if the cougar's in front, not behind nor on its back.

No bear would dare mess with, let alone kill a bull moose on the rut.

A few hundred pounds over half a ton.

Cows can have one or two calves at a time. Odd time she'll give birth to triplets.

most likely half a ton- a ton

yep pretty much

Yes

Because they are awesome, and that's just the colour they are.

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