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First, you must be sure your pants are super-clean, no mud, or grease, or pubic hairs. Next, fold the pants so there is a crease along the bum portion and both legs are together, then roll the pants from the bottom cuff to the waist. Now take your pants to McDonalds, climb over the counter, and find the McNugget Fryer. DO NOT use the french fry fryer.
Place the rolled pants in the basket and lower it into the shortening. Be sure to look and act like you are supposed to be there, perhaps take notes while you pants are frying so the staff think you're from head office. After 37 minutes, lift the basket and allow for draining.
Using tongs, remove your deep-fried pant-roll from the basket and place it on the table to cool. This is the time to add salt. After two minutes of cooling, grab your pants and leave the way you came. Be sure to nod to employees and say something like 'good job.' Once in your car, take a delicious bite of your golden, deep-fried trousers, while carefully avoiding the zipper.
Bon Appetit!
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