How do you make moguls?

Answer 1

its pretty obvious you know. What a pathetic question. Honestly.How do you make a mogul?.Follow thse steps on a friend and wallah ....... you have a mogul:

step 1:find a fool or idiot who has a weird desire to be a mogul

step 2:hit him good and hard on the head with a hammer or pallet if he is dizzy,faints,dies or goes cuku then you have done a good job.

step 3: for 7 days be at his service , attend his every need ,and kiss his feet 10 times a day .by the end of this week he will believe he is a king or a mogul.

step 4: present him with a crown.tell him you are his servent.

step 5: congratulations you have a made a mogul.he is now sure to boss you arround,make him do your chores but pal you signed up for this yourself .now go get him a smoothie and press his feet or else he shall throw you out of his empire(your house) .

ain't i a genius?its obvious i am.