Summary of Suck It Up by Brian Meehl?

Answer 1

It's a About a Boy named Morning Mccob, and he becomes a vampire during a Thanksgiving dinner. He then meets a girl named Portia Love and then he develops a relationship with her. Later on in the story, they had sex many many times and a year later she gave birth to 12 kids. Morning then rapes all of them. due to the simmalarites the show 16 and pregnant has made a lawsuit against brian meehl stating that he ripped off the show it was then that brian meehl went on a spree of sexual harrassment and lude behavior followed by 3 counts of undecent exposure brian meehl stated to the tabloids that "he was possesed by chuthulu the dark dweller of the underverse but then found the light of the flying spaghitti monsters noodley appendage " following that statment he was considered a priest of the pastafarian community . back to the topic of the book ,mornig soon drownds all the children and eats thier rotting corpses leaving portia tied up upside down and was later drained of her blood