Neopets lets you do plenty of things, however, if you're not over 13 than you cannot do much as you will still be on Neopets Jr. :)
However, I do not encourage you to cheat by changing your age. Simply have your parents send out/fax a signed form saying that you have parental permission to do everything a regular 13 year old could do on the site.
neopets does not require you to download anything.
it doesnt let anything in it
Write to Microsoft and complain.
there is no such thing as a Neopets Handheld. There are other items like that, but neopets does not have anything of the sort. Hope this helps!
yes
It doesnt do anything. Just designed to "scare" people. Yeah, it doesn't do anything at all, and it's stupid. The monster isn't even scary. But if you get freaked out of little things, here's the monster's link: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/thebeast4.phtml
a sponge because it lets in some of the dirt and mess but it doesnt let in all of it as in a shovel doesnt really take in anything
yes, all Grarrl's eat anything and everything.
Huggies is the most absorbent bcause it takes up everything and doesnt let anything pass
You can trade them in the neggery or, let your neopet(s) eat them.
There are none. Attempting to use anything that claims to be one is against neopets rules and will lead to all your accounts being frozen.
Your pet must not be too hungry.