How do you give a pretend birth?

Answer 1

There are two ways. The first one is less realistic, but still effective. You could stuff a stuffed animal or doll into a pair of tight, skin colored pants or shorts with a hole around the area where the baby comes out. Groan and moan a bit. Then, push the object out. You could use a skirt in place of the shorts if preferred. The second way is more realistic. You could wear a fake belly for most of the day. Have your water break by popping a water balloon with warm water in your pants. Then, you could follow the first way, or the more realistic way which is putting a smaller object into your butt and pushing it out. Note: this might be dangerous only if you are not careful