What is the highest number of silly bandz a person can have?

Answer 1

In theory, a person could own unlimited Silly Bandz.

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However, in practice this is simply not the case. The cause of this phenomenon is due to two scientific principles: 1) the Uncertainty Theorem, and 2) The Rob Croak Equilibrium

Uncertainty Theorem, in simple terms, states that the more we know about an electron's location, the less information we can get about its speed, and vice-versa. To compensate for this strange scenario, scientists use a rough estimate of an electron's position, called an "electron cloud" or "electron orbital." We can know the size and shape of each orbital, but we can never know exactly where the electron is located inside the orbital due to unncertainty.

So how does this apply to Silly Bandz? Well, imagine, instead of electron orbitals, we have a massive pile of Silly Bandz. We're talking a ton. Literally a lot. Now, we can see and determine the size and shape of the pile, but once the pile gets too big, we can never know the location of one band with 100% certainty. And since we can't know for certain where a band is, we can't know with complete confidence that it even exists at all.

The solution to this problem is found in the Rob Croak Equilibrium (RCE). The RCE is the maximum number of bands you can own while mainting 100% certainty of each band's existence. The RCE is calculated using an iterative computer algorithm, which changes depending on solution to the previous iteration. The most recent computation has calculated the Rob Croak Equilibrium to be 9,234,835,200.6

Answer 2

All the way up to your elbow.