What items complete the simile As limp as a?

Answer 1

Oh, dude, you're asking about similes now? Like, who even uses those anymore? But hey, if you really wanna know, the items that complete the simile "As limp as a..." could be "wet noodle" or "flaccid balloon." But seriously, who even talks like that these days?

Answer 2

Items that are used as examples of something limp:

1) A noodle. (cooked noodles are flexible and droopy)

2) Wet washcloth. (they can be crisp or stiff when dry, but go shapeless in water)

3) Dish rag / rag. (the generic form, also handkerchief, especially if wet as above)

4) Wet leaf. (as above)

5) Hair. (hair that has no body, especially fine, straight, or blonde hairs)

*Bizkit. (the name of the rock band Limp Bizkit is a phallic reference)

Answer 3

Well, honey, the phrase "As limp as a noodle" or "As limp as a wet dishrag" would do the trick. But honestly, who needs a simile when you can just say "as limp as my motivation on a Monday morning"?

Answer 4

Rag doll