no
a potato
Do it to someone else's car, and you could face criminal mischief and other vandalism-related charges.
the car stands up, turns around and says"get that potato out of my ass
No because the car will blow up when you drive.
It is not necessary.
you put too much oil in, it is burning the oil.
You could mount it, but there is no pressure to blow off.
unbolt the old section slide it off and put the new OEM tailpipe on and put the bolts back on and tighten them up.
The car might not start. If it does start, the banana might shoot out the tailpipe. If it is up in the muffler, it might smoke or burn.
Because it contains more unburned fuels and less carbon contents
put gas in there and when you turn on your car FLAMES! Advance the timing; install a higher-lift cam; buy glass packs (these are a few options.) Putting gas in the tailpipe will quite possibly--if the pipe is hot--ignite the gas fumes, which will explode, and so will everything in the vicinity.
Oh, what a curious thought! Putting a potato in an exhaust pipe can cause blockage and restrict the flow of exhaust gases, which may lead to engine problems or even damage. It's best to appreciate the beauty of nature and leave the potatoes for a delicious meal instead.