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Hallo th man would say as he explains the besxt three ways to die infropnt of your mm and brothwer+. He was as the man of many deaths, having being immortal for past 10 months. Nearly 11 he shouted while falling form a sskyscraper, with a large skip full of knives below, he shot at himself in the head until he reached it, with a double barrel shotgun with grebade launcher and sniper scope. (what dumba$$ puts a sniper scope on a shotgun ?)

He finally went to th annual immortal convention where he met many other immortals, who were gonna try for the world records of the biggest mass suice ever+. Eventually they got bored and fell into a goat covered wuith honey and chocolate sauce it was rtather stuick situation it was…. Damn, it was very sicky. Th goat eventually had to take a shower , which was rather unusual for a goat, they usually just waited for it to raiunb , he sang merrilky to a tune of 'Don't go braking my heart', which is more common for a goat, that say, using a shower cap such as this one was doing. The immortals helped dry the goat once the shower had finishes then they sat down to diner, sticking their knives and forks into the clean goat. But they soon discovered that the goat was not immortal like them so he died a kinive and forky death for which he shall be rembered greatly J in their bellies for it shall ever remina, for immortals never need the loo their digestive system stoipped workin a long time ago

That's the propbl;em with being omoortal, everything stops workming a long time ago…

The next 400 years passed without much incident, the huy7man race only tried to blow themselves up 355 times. They failed everytime except the second last time…. Which begs the question how did they try again?

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