What is the origin of 'my heart bleeds purple piss'?

Answer 1

First heard in military in early 70’s, USMC boot camp. I had hurt my leg during an exercise and approached a DI to report the injury. He looked at me while rubbing his thumb and index together and said, “Private you know what this is?“ (Moving his index finger and thumb while still rubbing them together in front of my eyes), I said, “Sir, no Sir”. The Drill Instructor then said, “Private!, This is the WORLDS SMALLEST RECORD PLAYER, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S PLAYING?”. I said, “Sir No Sir, The Private does not know what the worlds smallest record player is playing Sir”. The DI then said, “PRIVATE MAXWELL, IT’S PLAYING MY HEART IS BLEEDING PURPLE PANTHER PI_S BECAUSE I’M SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR F___KING LEG INJURY!”. And that was the first time I heard this phrase. When I heard this at other times, the worlds smallest record player was the world’s smallest violin. What a fond memory it is. USMC boot camp was kinda like psycho town. In a good way. Brother, I know you hear me.

Answer 2

I made this phrase up in 1980. The added strong "P" sound words when used in conjunction with the traditional "my heart bleeds piss for you" was amusing to the 7-12 year olds I was hanging with at the time. I used it at Gilbert Sanchez Elementary in 1982 for the school talent show and was sent home for the day.

Answer 3

Maybe it's because I learned it in Alabama, but I heard it as "my heart bleeds purple possum p*ss". I still use it.