Q: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?A: I can't peanut butter my d*ck up your a**.
Peanut butter is a creamy spread made of ground peanuts, and jam is a spread made of fruit preserves.On the lighter side:This joke was raised on "How I Met Your Mother" without disclosing the answer to the joke... The answer below has been perpetuated as a "supposed" answer to the question... and as such has pretty much taken on a life of mythical proportions with hundreds of web postings discussing it, almost all of them leading back to "How I Met Your Mother":"You can't peanut butter your di*k up someone's a$$"
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Oh honey, you're talking about the "Naked Man" move, where a guy tries to seduce a woman by stripping naked when she leaves the room. It's not exactly a joke, more like a questionable dating tactic. But hey, whatever floats your boat!
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"Swarley" is a nickname mistakenly given to the character Barney Stinson on the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" in a running joke throughout an episode. It is a playful and comical alteration of his name used by his friends.
A jam includes the flesh of the fruit (a jelly includes only the juice); technically, both jams and jellies are kinds of preserves, but people often think of a preserve as including the whole fruit (no pits) where the fruit retains its shape, whereas a jam is smooth.
The duration of How I Met Your Mother is 1320.0 seconds.
It is called this because the whole show is told as a giant flashback by Ted Mosby. He sits his kids down to explain How He Met Their Mother. Season 9 should finally reaveal how he met their mother. That's why the show is called How I Met Your Mother.
How I Met Your Mother episodes can be viewed at CBS.com
How I met your mother is already a good show.
How I Met Your Mother was created on 2005-09-19.