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Viral vampires are fickle. They only feed in spring, they sleep all the rest of the year. Most of them are homosexual. During spring, if you think you may encounter viral vampires, be sure to utilize a butt-plug. If you don't have the means to purchase a butt-plug, you will want to stuff your anal cavity with sticks, and twigs or even pebbles -- boulders if you think you can take it. Most viral vampires think those things are pretty gross. You'll be in the gold.

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