What happens when aliens take you for probing?

Answer 1

In most reports of alien abduction, genital probes seem to be the most common incident, followed by brain experiments or pain infliction. In a few cases, physical injury such as broken bones or dislocated joints were reported.

So far there is no shred of worthwhile scientific evidence that this has ever happened. There is no proof there are aliens, although I would like to think there are. But someone has to be the first intelligence in the universe and there is no evidence that we are not it. This probing business is, in my opinion, just stories people make up, and sometimes even hypnotize others into believing happened.