Well, honey, let me tell you - putting your anus directly on a hot tub jet can cause some serious discomfort and even potential injury. The high pressure and heat can irritate and even burn delicate skin down there. So, unless you're into that kind of thing, I'd suggest keeping your booty away from those jets and just enjoy a nice soak like a normal person.
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It gets a colostomy, a opening on the belly where they put the colon and attach a bag to it.
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It means he's interested in having sex.
Nothing. Hop on in.
It gets warmer!
it gets soften
It smells like hot death.
It gets numb.
That is a good question! If you put water slowly into the rectum through the anus, it will be absorbed. Large amount of fluids can be administered by this route in children and the elderly people. If you put rather large quantity at a time, it will stimulate the defecation reflex.
Well, technically speaking, you can physically put hot dogs in your anus if you really wanted to, but I wouldn't recommend it. Your anus is not designed for food insertion, and it could lead to some serious health issues like infection or injury. So, in short, just stick to eating hot dogs the regular way and leave your backdoor out of it.
It would be a hot potato :)