Purchasing a gun at big5

Answer 1

When you walk into a big5 store and go straight to the guns, watch the expressions of the people around you, and if any of them look at you funny, look at the guns and mutter this loud enough for them to hear it, "I cant wait to get wait to get on that plane now." and see what they do. just to screw with them. then get back to the purchase. Theres always a glass by the guns so the workers can see you, but it works both ways, if you look through you can see how much of a bargain you can get. If the guys looks annoyed like his job is a chore, then he'll rush to make the sell so he can back to smooth talking the zit face in the back. But if he jumps right up you know he'll know all the sales and the prices cuz he's a brown nosed employee of the month (and no caiden that doesn't mean mexican) once you've chosen the gun walk to the cash register to the right and pay in cash, that way he cant ask you all the dumb clerky questions on the clipboard in his hand. then when you walk out look at the snot nosed little brat at the other counter and smile and laugh quietly, then when you walk out, shake and shiver like your being chased or something and pretend to fumble with the gun. then get in your rusty pick up truck and drive home. two years later when you see the old fat lady who was looking at you funny in the store, smile and say slowly "did you hear about the plane crash?" then walk away