Jacob and Edward get into an argument over who can butt rape Bella first. Edward wins by french kissing Jacob on the penis and then he admits he's gay and goes off to live with his cousin, Mike Hawk. Bella is then so depressed that she tries to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window. This fails however, so Bella instead tries to get ran over by a clown car. Right when the clown car is about to hit her, Jacobs queer butt shows up and pulls her out the way.
The Twilight of Briareus has 255 pages.
Planet of Twilight has 416 pages.
The Twilight of Atheism has 306 pages.
A Caress of Twilight has 441 pages.
Twilight of the Idols has 208 pages.
Twilight Eyes has 464 pages.
Crossroads of Twilight has 704 pages.
Tara of the Twilight has 288 pages.
The Servants of Twilight has 432 pages.
Jedi Twilight has 368 pages.
There are 498 pages in Twilight the book, including the epilogue.
The book Twilight is 434 pages long.