Grab your shotgun and go hunting! A somewhat saner approach Don't park under trees Cover the vehicle with a light weight material.
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Your dog feels it is their bathroom/bed. Try making two rooms in one cage.
To keep birds out of outdoor areas a person can put up screens on all sides. A good idea might be to purchase a screened in tent that is tall enough to cover the pergola. Hanging sheer curtains around the pergola might also help.
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No they don't. They love pooping on cars.
mabey u should keep birds out of the pool from pooping in it.
by pooping
This fear is called Ornithophobia. the fear of birds.
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There is a product out there called Bird-Deter that is specifically designed for use on a mailbox. It is a very simple design but it keeps birds off of a mailbox with harming them in any way.
you keep it healthy by pooping on your self
I just can't help it
One way to have birds to stop pooping there is to make sure to remove all bird feeders in your area. You also don't want to put a lot of trees in the area of your verandah.
To deter birds from pooping in a decorative fountain, consider using physical barriers such as netting or spikes to make the area less accessible. You can also try adding reflective surfaces, like aluminum foil or shiny objects, which can scare birds away. Additionally, placing decoys of predators nearby or using bird repellent sprays can help keep them at bay. Regular cleaning of the fountain will also discourage birds from returning.
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