How do you kill a duck?

Answer 1

One way to catch a duck (or wild duck) is get behind it. If it is up on land, get behind it to where the water, lake or pond is behind you. if it can fly you probably have no chances, but if it can't fly then keep it from getting behind you. Once it gets into a corner or a sticky situation, then grab it the fastest you can. Wild ducks are very hard to catch. Try your best every day to feed the duck your looking forward to catching, then it will trust you enough to come closer to you. once you have a chance to catch it, then follow the simple steps.

Answer 2

How to Eat a Duck

First, your going to need your eating utensils!

After that, put it in your mouth and chew,

then swallow,

next you wait for your digestive system to kick in,

last rush to the toilet.

TRY NOT TO MAKE ANY NOISE!

Optional:

If you want, you can stare at the piece of art you left in the toilet and you might want to expel flatus (as a battle cry) then spray air freshener. - LOL

THAT DUCK WAS GOOD!

Answer 3

First of all...you shouldn't be catching wild ducks because they are meant to be free in the wilderness. If you do not believe me, here is a little story explaining what happened when someone caught a wild duck...A long time ago, my grandpa caught some wild ducks that were roaming in our backyard. once he caught them, he feed them and took care of them but they simply were not meant to be held hostage. a few days later they passed away. so please! do not catch wild ducks..they also can be dangerous!

Answer 4

you shoot it's beak and head off it's shoulders try and think of it as killing Justin Bieber. <33

Answer 5

pull out the feather gently so you dont spook it unles its dead then just do watever