Really? Is it really necessary to try to stop your cat from bathing itself? It's a natural part of a cats life. Cats are very clean animals, and they know when they need a bath. So don't stop them, it's fine.
If your dog is licking the girls, you need to stop the behavior. Gently, but firmly tell the dog no when it does it.
castrate him
It depends why your cat is excessively licking himself. If stress is the trigger, then a Feliway Diffuser may help.
Call Dr. Harry
Train the dog to stay off the bed.
what
By licking my balls
If your dog is licking the girls, you need to stop the behavior. Gently, but firmly tell the dog no when it does it.
Well there is really no common way to stop a dog licking. If your stumped on ideas I would just say "ah ah" and gently push there muzzle away until they stop licking. You could also try giving them a treat when they stop too, so they will know it's good not to lick.
clip it all off
castrate him
Smother them in vegetables and vinegar.
Cause you're a freak.
It a natural trait for dog to lick themselves. Most times when a dog licks itself that means that it has an itch or just needs to clean itself. If he/she won't stop you can 1) yell at it (not recommended) 2) put a towel under it and/or 3) just don't let he/she on any furniture.
by keeping them away from ur face
...stop them?
Get him neutered