5 tons unless your mom pooped it out
600lbs
Some whoppers have been known to weigh over 900 lbs.
Larger male jaguars have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb).
The whale shark, Rhincodon typus, is the biggest shark and the biggest fish in the sea. It is NOT a whale. Whale sharks measure up to 20 m long and weigh up t0 34,000 kg. source: http://marinebio.org/species.asp?id=47
it weighs 100 pounds
While the size of the largest turd ever produced has not been officially recorded, the longest human turd ever recorded is believed to be 26 feet. This unusually large turd was expelled by a woman who suffered from a condition called a "megacolon."
enormous
TURD ounces
A lot.
100000p
big
300 pounds
26 pounds
A Ton
526lbs
600lbs
175 pounds.