"Sir, She walks, she talks, she's full of chalk, the lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the nth degree." The nth degree denoting the number of glasses of milk left on the table, sir.
This is exactly what happens when cows get what is called "bloat." A cow that cannot release gases built up in the rumen will die because of the intensifying pressure the rumen puts on the lungs, strangling the cow to death. So to answer your question, the cow would die.
No, but my question is; why would you want to? Just like flipping a shark on it's back, it should momentarily stun your cow.
You have just answered your own question. The problem is that your cow looks dull.
Yes if the cow is already dead.
Great question. Her name was Io.
Plebe Rude was created in 1981.
The better question is how would you make a cow laugh?
There's no such thing as an "organic cow." A cow is a cow, regardless. She will eat what "normal" cows eat, which is defined in the related question posted below.
Plebe
An Annapolis freshman student is typically called a "plebe" or a "midshipman" at the United States Naval Academy.
Quail
A freshman at the academy is referred to as a "Plebe" until they are recognized at Herdon Monument, then they become midshipman of the 4th class.
If you're a plebe then you're at USMA at West Point, New York. West Point is one of the hardest colleges to get into in the country. Being a plebe is for sure the harder of the two. Sources: My dad, grandfather, and sister all went there.
the cow IS the natural resource. once you cut the cow up and make something, its not a natural resource any more. would you like to re-word your question?
That all depends on the weight of the cow in question. For instance, if you are comparing to how many people weigh the same as a 1000 lb cow, then that would be 5 x 200 lb men to be of equivalent weight to a 1000 lb cow.
This is exactly what happens when cows get what is called "bloat." A cow that cannot release gases built up in the rumen will die because of the intensifying pressure the rumen puts on the lungs, strangling the cow to death. So to answer your question, the cow would die.
No, but my question is; why would you want to? Just like flipping a shark on it's back, it should momentarily stun your cow.