Train the dog to stay off the bed.
If your dog is licking the girls, you need to stop the behavior. Gently, but firmly tell the dog no when it does it.
castrate him
It depends why your cat is excessively licking himself. If stress is the trigger, then a Feliway Diffuser may help.
Call Dr. Harry
You can get your pet a cone for around$10-$15, it will prevent dog from licking stitches. (My dog licked her stitches and got 4 staples with no anesthesia)
By licking my balls
what
If your dog is licking the girls, you need to stop the behavior. Gently, but firmly tell the dog no when it does it.
Well there is really no common way to stop a dog licking. If your stumped on ideas I would just say "ah ah" and gently push there muzzle away until they stop licking. You could also try giving them a treat when they stop too, so they will know it's good not to lick.
clip it all off
castrate him
Smother them in vegetables and vinegar.
Cause you're a freak.
by keeping them away from ur face
Probably because your dog is stressed, and if you work away from home, your dog's alone, then that means the dog is stressed. Spend time with the dog, and if the problems contiune even if you spend time with the dog, consult a vet. There may be something wrong with the dog.
...stop them?
Get him neutered