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A man went to a preacher's home to ride a lizard. The man saw the lizard he was to ride and after not seeing the preacher, decided to mount anyway. He then said, "Giddy-up." The lizard did not move. Just then the preacher heard him and came out. The preacher said, "In order to make the lizard go, you must say the name of Jesus. In order to make it stop, you must say the name of God." And so the man said the name Jesus and the lizard began to trot like a horse. The man then noticed the louder and faster he said Jesus, the faster and harder the lizard ran. He was so distracted by the fun that he was having that he did not notice the cliff ahead. When he did finally noticed, he yelled "Whoa! Stop! Whoa!" but the lizard kept going. Finally, he remembered. "GOOOOODDDDD!" The lizard stopped less than an inch from the edge of the cliff. He wiped his brow. "Jesus Christ!"

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