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In 1893 Sir John Borisson first explored the jungles of southern Congo, here he met a friendly barrister named Reginald Chtchckfilmba. He hired him to act as his guide through the treacherous straits of Mordor. John had a high tech image-capturater which he was hoping to use to 'take a picture' of the notorious leopard-print gorilla, infamous for his despicable acts of a deeply sadistic and sexual nature. John poked him and thus was b*ggered.
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How many pigs in a poke?
The phrase "a pig in a poke" refers to a deceptive tactic where something is sold without the buyer knowing its true nature or value. It does not refer to an actual quantity of pigs in a container or bag (poke).
What is the scientific name for gorilla?
There are two species of Gorilla: Gorilla gorilla(Western Gorilla) and Gorilla beringei (Eastern Gorilla). There are four recognized subspecies:Western Lowlands Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla)Cross River Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla diehli)Mountain Gorilla (Gorilla beringei beringei)Eastern Lowland Gorilla (Gorilla beringei graueri)The Bwindi Gorilla has been suggested as a third subspecies of Easter Gorilla. However, it has not yet been assigned a trinomen.
500 lb gorilla in the room phrase come from?
The phrase "the elephant in the room" is more commonly used than "the 500 lb gorilla in the room." It is a metaphor for a big issue or problem that everyone is aware of but chooses not to acknowledge or address. The phrase may have originated in the 1950s or earlier.
What gorilla is classified scientifically as Gorilla gorilla gorilla?
western lowland gorillaWestern lowland gorilla
How do you say gorilla in Latin?
The Latin word for gorilla is "Gorilla."
What is the origin of the phrase eat you?
There is no such phrase as "eat you".
If the phrase 800 lb gorilla means you are facing a tough task How might you change this phrase to express it in metric terms?
That would be a 363 kilogram gorilla. (allowing for rounding for the banana he is holding)
What is the origin of the phrase ram page?
There is no such phrase. There is a word rampage. It is of Scottish origin, perhaps from RAMP, to rear up.
What phrase of a Greek origin means the common people?
The phrase of Greek origin referring to the common people is "hoi polloi."
What is the origin of the phrase on the rocks?
"on the rocks"
What is the origin of the phrase hey presto?
The Spanish for "I have put" is he puesto, could this be the origin?
What is the origin of the phrase 'smart butt'?
sumething
What is the origin of the phrase Judas goat?
god
What is the origin of the phrase full circle?
The phrase 'come full circle' refers to getting back to the original position or the original state of affairs. The origin of the phrase is unknown, but is used in the Western world.
How many pigs in a poke?
The phrase "a pig in a poke" refers to a deceptive tactic where something is sold without the buyer knowing its true nature or value. It does not refer to an actual quantity of pigs in a container or bag (poke).
What is the origin of the phrase arm pit?
It's not a phrase, and it's one word "armpit". Origin is from Old English earm "arm" and pytt "hole in the ground".
What is the scientific name for the lowland gorilla?
The scientific name of the lowland gorilla is Gorilla gorilla.
