The description matches that of a jumping spider. They are small insects that are black colored and have a hard shell.
A black widow
It could be a variety of insects, but one common example is the black carpet beetle. These beetles are small, oval-shaped, and dark black in color. They are known to infest homes and feed on a variety of materials, including fabrics, grains, and pet hair.
There are a few small bugs that are triangular in shape namely Troilus luridus, Sloe Bug, Striped Shieldbug, Green Shield Bug.
You can pee on yourself
Any animal that jumps can jump higher than a house, because houses can't jump!
A black widow
black skinny jeans are not hard to find, skinny cords are starting to get in style too. i know Delias.com has skinny cords and black skinnies. the cords look kind of fancy
firefly
he like skinny girl or kind of big or kind of skinny like me
bugs
German bugs
Black skinny jeans and a black over jacket kind of thing would go best.If you don't have that do white jeans and white jacket
skinny jeans!!! [the strait leg kind] skinny jeans!!! [the strait leg kind]
loving bugs
Mexican red knee
Bugs are kind of animals . Animals do not have chloroplasts.
She is kind of in the middle.....