case it is ok
Why did the Hippo cross the road? For the same reason as the chicken.
The chicken found the killers terrifying at home so she ran away from home to see a better look of the world....... Then DIED BY CAR ACCIDENT!
The cow and chicken crossed the road to reach the other side, possibly in search of food, water, or simply exploring their surroundings.
Well in the philosophy of the antidisestablishtarianism from the ghetto part of Matt Barton's heart... It says the answer is 1.It would depend on how heavy the traffic was. There is a better chance for one chicken to cross a rural country road, then 10 chickens to cross the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn during rush hour.
The joke itself is not really funny at all. It's the result of the joke that is funny. People who have not heard the joke will become victimized by their own intelligence. They will sit there and try to deduce why a chicken would cross a road, coming up with outlandish and foolish answers, when the obvious answer is staring them right in the face. Why does anyone or anything cross a road? To get to the other side. Children will usually answer correctly the first time asked. Adults will not. Thats why it is funny.
NO!, Because a chicken can not help iself so yo woul have to wait for that chicken to cross the road because then you would go to jail for road kill for a helpless animal that you killed (The Right Answer) yes!!!! it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia...If you want proof go to the following website and scroll down a little... http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia?page=40
Because it would raise too many questions. =)
because from the previous joke ''why did the chicken cross the road'' the goose then crossed the road to join the chicken to discuss legal and illegal terms of matter.
By walking
chicken
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
by teaching it to drive
to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
No, it is illegal to cross a yellow solid line on the road.
because the chicken was wearing it.