Can you give me a funny short story?

Answer 1

*POOF*You're a short story!

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Answer 2

Sure! Here you go: One day, a snail decided to buy a fancy sports car. When he went to pick it up, the car salesman asked, "Do you want me to paint an 'S' on it for 'snail'?" The snail replied, "No, thanks. I'll probably drive slow enough that people will already know!"

Answer 3

Yes- it is physically possible for me to tell you a story. What you mean is 'may I listen to your wonderful story that you spent ages preparing?' as that is the correct grammar.

Anyway, this isn't a grammar lesson, so I'll tell you it:

Once upon a time, there was a young boy with curly ginger hair and he decided to go out for a wander in the fields. Here he hoped to find cute little animals to stroke and one day whilst strolling through the grassy fields, he came across a creature adorned with horns and had a tail on which hung a brush. He went up to stroke it when suddenly the cow made a sudden noise. Moo!And with that, the creature picked up the young boy and stuffed it in its mouth as it murmured 'Let's stuff you in a bun and see how you like that'. The cow chewed and chewed until it finally swallowed. However, since a cow has four stomachs, it regurgitated the boy back up and ate him again. Nom! Nom! Nom! The cow repeated the process until the young boy had been digested fully and the cow said "I'll stick to happy meals next time."

The End.

Answer 4

"MS Found in a Bottle" by Edgar Allan Poe

and Midsummer by Manuel Aguilar

Answer 5

short story main idea,topic,topic sentence,supporting sentence

Answer 6

The secret life of Walter Mitty

The Catbird Seat

both by James Thurber

Answer 7

Please provide the words so that I could be able to answer your question.

Answer 8

All stories have plots! Read any short story you want -- what happens in the story is the plot.