Well I would cut into little bite size pieces with a butter knife. Then, eat it with a fork, maybe a spoon. Eating a toilet isn't that complicated, it's just like eating a steak. But less meaty...? haha. I've done it. Don't do it. I was constipated for a week (at the least).
It's like eating paper- it's not good for you, but you won't die. if you eat toilet paper it will do nothing to you but do not eat toilet paper.
the chocolate that falls in it
From the toilet.
yes you can!
Go to a doctor.
to eat chicken
My cats play with toilet paper. They scratch it, unroll it and roll in it. I can't get them to stop, but they don't eat it. You have a strange CAT. Septic Safe toilet paper is recycled paper with no chemicals. Should be safe to eat as long as it hasn't been used in the toilet or septic tank.
You flush it down the toilet after you eat it
You flush it down the toilet.
It means you eat choclate out of your toilet
if you like spending a day on the toilet
go to your toilet and eat poo