The weirdness of the question is matched only by my nuttiness giving this enough thought to come up with an answer. Go figure. Sit in a tub and have some jars and lids handy. When moved by flatulatory inspiration, fill a jar with water from the bath allowing as little air to remain as possible. Hold the jar top down, and put it in place so that your puissant wind enters the jar, displacing water. You can produce one opus per jar, or you can keep the jar submerged or lidded so that is can contain the entire bath time symphony. I don't know if keeping your gas in jars with water will have any effect on potency; that is left for you to determine by experimentation. Be aware that gases collected this way will likely be flammable and could be a hazard if not handled carefully. This gives fresh new meaning to the term aromatherapy. Best of luck in your quest for miasmic bliss.
Put a jar on your butthole, fart. Cover the jar up fast. Smell It!! LOL! :)
Basically fart on your hand and sniff it LOL or fart in a jar and then open it then quickly smell it by the way I thought you could always smell your fart anyway?
You can capture gas in a jar, but it would likely not retain its smell for long.
It might, but not forever. But you'd have a problem farting into a jar because the air in the jar would not readily let the fart in.
One example is "as useful as a fart in a jar".Another is "the fart was as subtle as thunder on a silent evening".
ummmmm. be really flexible or copy your cat or dog.
because his mom fart on a jar and sniff it
it is a frozen fart in a jar almost the same as a poopicle.i love......................................................................................................... ...........................................................................................................twisty slides
I don't no but i think it smells like bamboo
Can....put your fart in to a jar... then add some bromine gas ... or chlorine gas... or iodine gas to add brown, yellow or purple colours to it....^_^ ANSWER: No. Definitely not. You can try but you will not succeed
The chemical composition of a fart is mainly nitrogen (with some methane), which freezes and becomes solid at -210ºC. If you could freeze this, then you would effectively be freezing your fart. Alternatively, you could just keep it in a jar.
Theoretically, they could expel gas into a sealed container like a jar and ship that.