The first thing you could do is act like you can't talk. It could get you out of talking and to get you out of doing a presentation for school. (he he). And when you someone take your temperature with a thermometer, put it in hot water before they check it. Then it will be high and then you would have to stay home.
stick your hand in your mouth and vomit then blow dry your head until it's very hot
pretend your sick
Either: * Talk to your friend if they will understand * Pretend you are really worried about it * Pretend you have something else on * Pretend to be sick
no because it has a lot of sugar and if you eat too much sugar when youre sick, youll be sick longer.
* Don't go to school that day * Pretend you are ill at detention time and that you feel like you are going to be sick * Pretend that you forgot
pretend you are really really really sick by coughing
Brainstorming
Sure...you can get a cold any millisecond of the year unless youre albino
sarcasm
it can be sometimes but Gollum has mental illness and when you were doing that youre just playing a game but its not healthy to actually copy Gollum
foreshadowing.
wet your hair with cold water and stand out side in the cold, or you can pretend that you sick by triggering your gag reflex by sticking your hand in the back of your throat.
most people's poo smells 'of sick' even without the runs. youre probably normal.