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How do you use a toilet?

Updated: 8/16/2019
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The first method is to squat in the bushes; bring either toilet roll, or a small mammal, preferably your ex, to wipe your behind with. first pull your trousers down, ensuring no penis falls out, squat over and SQUEEZE! until a large lump of feaces appeares under you anus. but be carefull not to squeeze too hard as the inside of your anus may begin to fall out. FACT .Then, using your toilet roll or your ex, wipe until there's no mess left then pull your trousers and pants up and resume your daily life. dont tell anyone. it's a secret.
A toilet is used by humans to use the bathroom in their homes or in businesses.

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