What are some good redhead jokes?

Answer 1

Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?

A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?

A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...

A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?

A: Someone told them to a redhead.

Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?

A: The redhead won't accept three and a half inch

Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

A: She unties you.

A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms. He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?" She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does."

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A blonde, a brunette, and redhead were awaiting execution from a gunshot to the head. When it came the brunette's turn she yelled "tornado" and jumped out the window to safety. The redhead also created a diversion by yelling "hurricane". She ran and jumped out the window. Finally, it would be the blonde's turn, and she, wasted no time yelling "fire"... BANG!!!