Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
A: Poke her face.
Q: How does Jesus walk on water?
A: He walks on the sand bar.
Q: What job do people in Pakenham have?
A: They pack ham!
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding only half a worm.
I only tasted escargot (snails) twice. Once going down... (And once coming right back up.)
I'm an orange!
Make me a sandwich.
you find good jokes at joke4kids.com
a guy walked into a bar and said ouch!!
Was the test long and hard? That's what she said!
Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!
No no one should make fun of short people with short jokes its just not funny its like calling a tall person skyscraper its stupid and mean and yes i am short
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
The oldest
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
Goodjokes.com jokes.com funnyjokes.com anitjokes.com google.com, then type in jokes
Did you eat the baby
Don't seat on me
I'm an orange!
funny jokes in the app section through your smart phone
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."