a gorgeous Georgian lady,
is quite a sight to see,
for some splendid beauty tips pay attention listen to me,
white is beautiful dear ladies,
smear your face with paint of lead,
never mind the lead has made the men who mixed it ill or dead,
take some silk of red or black,
cut a circle or a crescent,
stick it to your face to cover small pox scars,
it's much more pleasant,
shave your eyebrows clean away,
take a trap,
and catch some mice,
make false eyebrows with the mouse skin,
stick them on you'll look so nice,
(squeek squeek)
next you'll need a monster wig,
if you want to look real smashing,
when your wig has reached the roof,
then you'll be the height of fashion,
decorate your lovely hair piece,
use the feathers of a parrot,
add some ribbons, fruit and flowers from your ear then hang a carrot,
make your face look soft and chubby,
pack your mouth with balls of cork,
hang your false teeth in the middle,
hope you don't choke when you talk,
now you've followed my advice,
last of all you need a fan,
flutter it oh so demurely,
then your sure to bag your man
ahhh...
no
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if you mean the divorced beheaded and died song, on www.horriblehistories.com on the song divorced beheaded and died it has the lyrics on the screen during the vid
Divorced, beheaded and diedDivorce, beheaded, survivedI'm Henry VIII and I have six sorry wives, some will say I ruined their lives.
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Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived :)
The lyrics to the first song are: Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians, Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Dingy Castles, Daring Knights, Horrors that defy description, Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians, Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime, Punishments from ancient times, Roman, Rotten, Rank and ruthless, Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless, Groovy Greeks, Reigning stages, Mean and Measley Middle Ages, Gory Stories we do that, And your host a talking rat, The past is no longer a mystery, Welcome to, Horrible Histories
Of corses it is I when from just watching sponge Bob and cartoon to being a nerd i would read the books I had the cardes and when it was on tv I would make my twin Watch it with me and then he hated it but he still knew all the songs so for every horrible histories fan ohhhhb William William Henry Stephen Henry Richard John finish the rest of the lyrics in my comments
well i'm a real life cowboy just a q
The lyrics are,Terrible Tudorsgorgeous Georgiansslimy Stuartsvile Victorianswoeful warsferocious fightdingy castlesdaring knightshorrors that defy descriptions#cut throat Celtsawful Egyptiansvicious vikingscruel crimepunishments from ancient timesroman, rotten rank and ruthlesscaveman savage fierce and toothlessgroovy Greeksreining stagesmean and measly middle agesgory stories we do that and your host a talking ratthe past is no longer a mysterywelcome to
'I Say a Little Prayer' it was a hit by dionne warwick in 1967 and aretha Franklin in 1968
anyone who's lived around these parts or ever knew'd us is well aware that you should never mess with the tudors my grandad Henry seventh he beat king Richard that's him pictured defeating the tyke he liked his name so much that to keep alive his memory he called his own son Henry what was he like? everyone aid Henry the eighth was a baddy i have to agree even though he was my daddy i cant type anymore