Que onda is a slangy Mexican greeting.
Soy la gorda means "It's me the fat chick."
Habláme a este probably means something like: "This is my phone number."
It means, "Talk to me in Spanish, please."
It means "Speak to me in Spanish, please."
"Mejor hablame en español sii" can be translated to "It's better to speak to me in Spanish, yes."
the word is hablame in spanish and in English it means TALK TO ME
"Este" in Spanish means "this" in English. It is a demonstrative pronoun used to refer to something close to the speaker.
It means "This is Felipe".
"Este loco" translates to "this crazy (person)" in English. It is used to describe someone who is acting foolish or unpredictable.
esperas que todo este bien
"Sure this was not for me" in Spanish
"De ti" in Spanish means "about you" or "of you," depending on the context.
Cuantos dias hay en este mes translates from Spanish to mean How many days are in this month. It can be answered as 'Hay ____ dias en este mes.' Insert the number based on what month you are in.
This is Mr. Perales (= Pear-trees)