I think someone was just joking when they told you that..
friendship is like peeing on yourself, cause everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling inside.
You will not die from peeing on yourself.
Re-asses your life ?
You'll most like be ridiculed as it's seen as worse than peeing yourself. I'd suggest you to get yourself cleaned up or preferably go to the loo before you poo.
I'd say stop peeing on yourself.
Anywhere they feel like peeing.
go to youtube and watch videos of people peeing.. while you are hearing that person peeing, keep thinking "i have to pee really bad" over and over again while pushing on your bladder
No they don't fart they "toot" But they somtimes "toot" while peeing
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
i think it feels like you are peeing all te time
First of all with grammar like that you shouldn't be "sperming"
Yes ..... Relieving the bladder is necessary and a relief.