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Joke 1
You: Will you remember me in a year?(yes)
You: Will you remember me in one thousand years?(yes)
You: Will you remember me forever? (of course!)
You: Knock knock, (who's there?)
You: So you will remember me forever but not right now!
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Joke 2
You: What is under there?
(Under where?)
You: Ha ha! You said underwear!
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Joke 3
Why did silly Billy tiptoe across the medicine cabinet....
(Because he didn't want to wake up his sleeping pills!)
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Joke 4
why did silly Sarah, bring trees to the bathroom?
(Because she needed to clean her dirty palms!)
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Joke 5
Why didn't the police catch the bathroom burgalar?
(because he stepped on a scale,and ran a weigh!!)
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Joke 6
When can't you dry off your wet dog...
(When you already used it on your hair!)
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These jokes came from a book called "kids silliest jokes" so go on their website, for inspiring me and spreading jokes to the world!
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