Where can you get a pet rat in sebastopol or Santa Rosa?

Answer 1

If you are looking for pet rats in Sebastopol, locate the "organic" gardener (hippie) who lets her yard grow wild, overfeeds her cats so that they become fat pacifists, and never cleans in or around her property. You know you can get the choicest, fattest rats if you look around her open compost heap for her "organic" garden, which consists of a shriveled lemon tree and a few dead tomato plants if you can find them among the weeds. Better yet, go to her next door neighbor's house, the clean and well kept house next door. You'll be able to find a rat friend there, for sure. The rats have come over from the organic gardener's house and set up a colony in the attic, basement and floorboards, practically overnight. Keeping your house clean and your yard maintained doesn't mean you can't get rats when there are irresponsible neighbors harboring and encouraging rats on their properties.