Why do you feel better after you poop?

Answer 1

See, that's an easy one.

Most people are attracted to their own scent.

Such as dogs mark their territory.

If you ever want to attract that special someone, i suggest dunking yourself in their poo and walzing past them several times.

Hope this helps :)

Answer 2

A fart feels good because it is a release of methane gas that if left in the system too long can cause unwanted cramps in the abdominal region.

EDIT: The above answer is an over-complication of the correct; the question was not what kind of gas and stating "if left in the system too long", while not necessarily inaccurate, is really just an odd way of wording it.

To give you the correct answer: Farting feels f*cking amazing because it releases gas pressure that is built up in your lower intestine.

Answer 3

To dispose of that part of the food that you eat that your body does not use for anything.

Answer 4

Because you are less clogged up inside as you lose all the un-needed food making you fell less bloated. thx- <|ToT|>

Answer 5

because you have digested what you've eaten.