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HOW CAN you BE Like Chuck Norris?
You just can'tIt is not possibleHe is the embodiment of Awesomeness
What is chuck norrises address?
Chuck Norris is too much of a god for a conventional address. You just write Mr. C. Norris on the envelope and everyone knows where it goes, just like Santa Claus.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
Who would win in a fight against master chief and Chuck Norris?
When would that fight arise? _______________________ Chuck Norris would win ____________________________ I say master chief would win because he can withstand a lot of damage, he can regenerate health and he can inflict a lot of damage. but if it is a gun fight the MC would win but if it is a melee fight then Chuck would win.
Are actors Chuck Norris and dean Norris related?
no, she pays heim to round house kick her face. 12 times a day for 400000 dollars
Is Chuck Norris better then godfather?
yes god father has to get atleast 20 men just to get chuck Norris, and chuck Norris can just get one foot and.......wupp a$$ 20 men is like fighting a fat miget to chuck Norris well everything is like a fat miget to chuck Norris
Who would win the I Like Trains Kid or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris always wins.
Who would like to talk?
Chuck Norris
What are Chuck Norris's limits?
Chuck Norris has no limits as the joke goes. However, Chuck Norris is just a human like everyone else and shares the same limits as an average male.
What does a narwhal taste like?
Chuck Norris
How do deal with pains?
just firm it like chuck Norris
What does slim look like from Of Mice and Men?
Just think of Chuck Norris or a very wise cowboy.
How did the earthquake look like after it was over?
like a chuck Norris just farted
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Voldemort?
Chuck Norris, he always wins. How could you even ask a question like that?
HOW CAN you BE Like Chuck Norris?
You just can'tIt is not possibleHe is the embodiment of Awesomeness
What is chuck norrises address?
Chuck Norris is too much of a god for a conventional address. You just write Mr. C. Norris on the envelope and everyone knows where it goes, just like Santa Claus.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
