George Carlin was born on May 12, 1937

Yes, George Carlin died on June 22, 2008

no

1. THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE

2. THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE AVENGER THAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO

Yes he did. A copy of that bit can be found on his Live at Carnigie Hall cd.

He was master jester 33rd degree at the eastern star lodge

This literally means, "How many years have your parents?" It is normally translated, "How old are your parents?" because we don't normally say "How many years have your parents?" when we ask after someone's parents' ages in English.

yes

At the time of his death it was reported he made 2 1/2 million a year.

His estimated net worth was 300 million.

carlin soherer is a smelly closed woman who likes the loo and does a poo :)

p.s from ur mate in sciencea lolololloo

because of your dumb luck

she was skandar keynes ex-girlfriend

Yes. He enlisted in the army and got his high school equivalency. He actually moonlighted as a disc jockey where he was stationed.

5' 8"

The people park in driveways because a drive way is a place to park and parkways is a place were people go to work.

Since George's show was canceled after Carlin died getting his answer might be tough.

It was called "The George Carlin Show", premiered on January 16th, 1994, made 24 episodes over two seasons. Carlin played New York cab driver George O'Grady.

Heart failure; he'd had several upsets and procedures concerning it; heart attacks, angioplasties, arrhythmia, and he had chest pains and it quit on him once he checked into the hospital.

Yes. But not for long,because time heals all wounds.