What are George Carlin's two commandments?
1. THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE
2. THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE AVENGER THAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO
Yes he did. A copy of that bit can be found on his Live at Carnigie Hall cd.
He was master jester 33rd degree at the eastern star lodge
What does cuántos años tienes mean in English?
This literally means, "How many years have your parents?" It is normally translated, "How old are your parents?" because we don't normally say "How many years have your parents?" when we ask after someone's parents' ages in English.
What was George Carlin's estimated net worth?
At the time of his death it was reported he made 2 1/2 million a year.
His estimated net worth was 300 million.
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Was George Carlin a high school drop out?
Yes. He enlisted in the army and got his high school equivalency. He actually moonlighted as a disc jockey where he was stationed.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
The people park in driveways because a drive way is a place to park and parkways is a place were people go to work.
Since George's show was canceled after Carlin died getting his answer might be tough.
It was called "The George Carlin Show", premiered on January 16th, 1994, made 24 episodes over two seasons. Carlin played New York cab driver George O'Grady.
How many curse words according to george carlin?
George Carlin famously identified seven "dirty words" that could not be said on television: "st," "ps," "fk," "ct," "cksucker," "motherfker," and "t**s." His routine about these words highlighted the absurdity of censorship and societal attitudes toward language. Carlin's commentary remains influential in discussions about free speech and profanity.
What are the George Carlin 2008 tour dates?
George Carlin passed away on June 22, 2008, in Santa Monica California.
There won't be a live tour it seems.
How much george carlin networth?
George Carlin died on June 22, 2008, at the age of 71. It is not public knowledge what his net worth was.