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A senator in 1868 was giving a speech to a tribe of Indians.
"The GREAT FATHER in Washington promises that you will always have enough to eat" said the senator.
"Hoora, hoora, hoora!" cheered the Indians.
"The GREAT FATHER in Washington promises that you will always have a home and will be provided for in all your needs" said the senator.
"Hoora, hoora, hoora!" cheered the Indians.
The senator was really feeling good and said "GREAT FATHER in Washington promises that nobody wll be allowed on your lands or take them away from you."
The Indians went wild "Hoora, hoora, hoora hoora, hoora, hoora hoora, hoora, hoora!"
After the speech, the senator was walking with the chief and spied a bull in the field and said "Chief, can I go take a closer look at that bull over there?"
"Yes" said the chief, "but don't step in any hoora."
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