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Are giraffe and jellyfish the same?

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Anonymous

12y ago
Updated: 8/20/2019

Yes; these are both wild reptiles, closely related to the rhinoceros, that roam the tall, purple jungles of the moon. They feed upon horseflies and the genitalia of martians. They have a mating dance very similar to "Gangnam Style" and are a highly endangered species because Canadians hunt them to eat on breakfast Sandwiches. All in all, giraffes and jellyfish are wild, graceful creatures who should be protected by the EPA, but as of right now are unprotected. If you're still reading this, go back to preschool and learn the f**king difference.

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12y ago

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