Why does Edward sparkle like a princesses' tiara?
Because he is a BIG FAT GIRL!
TAKE THAT EDWARD FANS!!!!!!! MUAWAAHAHH
TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!
"have you seen that Jacob-guy? he could totally take Cullen down."
Oh yeah and FYI, I'm guessing that edward couldn't take Jacob down. it would hurt Bella and as we all know, he would never ever do that (lol) so Jacob would be able to kill edward!
guess that solves the whole 'Jacob vs. edweirdo' problem!!!!hahahahahahahah lol :D
And by the way, how everyone says that Bella could never stand to be away from edward and how she could from Jake? well im thinkin opposite. the whole reason why Bella and Jacob loved each other is because of renesmee. renensmee couldn't stand to be away from Jacob and Jacob couldn't stand to be away from renensmee BUT SHE COULD STAND TO BE AWAY FROM EDWARD.....so if Bella really had to make a decision between edward and Jacob.....i know what she said in new moon but let's face it, she just got him back and after Jake left in wolf form, she was crying and just stared after him......i think because renesmee was in her, she would have picked Jacob NOT EDWARD so sorry for all you TEAM edward fans, but edward has no EFFIN chance!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (lol)
jhon and Edwards last name is grimes
jedward as in jhon and edward
jhon mark fatty smoop dlean and crubknickle
Jhon tyler was famous for , being voted . Not just any vote jhon tyler was voted by the old and dying president william hennry harrison .
I doubt it as im sitting watching X-Factor now and they have just be voted out :)
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
yes there is plenty of jokes about romance. Like...
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
Yepp Goo To Jokesforlife.com and you get loads of jokes
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
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