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Are there any jhon and edward jokes?

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Adviser123

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14y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

Why does Edward sparkle like a princesses' tiara?

Because he is a BIG FAT GIRL!

TAKE THAT EDWARD FANS!!!!!!! MUAWAAHAHH

TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!

"have you seen that Jacob-guy? he could totally take Cullen down."

Oh yeah and FYI, I'm guessing that edward couldn't take Jacob down. it would hurt Bella and as we all know, he would never ever do that (lol) so Jacob would be able to kill edward!

guess that solves the whole 'Jacob vs. edweirdo' problem!!!!hahahahahahahah lol :D

And by the way, how everyone says that Bella could never stand to be away from edward and how she could from Jake? well im thinkin opposite. the whole reason why Bella and Jacob loved each other is because of renesmee. renensmee couldn't stand to be away from Jacob and Jacob couldn't stand to be away from renensmee BUT SHE COULD STAND TO BE AWAY FROM EDWARD.....so if Bella really had to make a decision between edward and Jacob.....i know what she said in new moon but let's face it, she just got him back and after Jake left in wolf form, she was crying and just stared after him......i think because renesmee was in her, she would have picked Jacob NOT EDWARD so sorry for all you TEAM edward fans, but edward has no EFFIN chance!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (lol)

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14y ago

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