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Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
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What are some good egg jokes?
Don't get messy with an egg, otherwise the yolk's on you. A few names for eggs: Shell-don, Homlet, Yolk-O-Ono and Freyda.
What are 5 lion jokes 3 eggs?
Examples of lion jokes are: 1. What is a the name of a lion that runs a copy machine? A copycat! 2. What is the difference between a Simba and an O.J.? One is an African lion while the other is a lyin African! 3. Why did the lion loose at the poker? Because his opponent was the cheetah . 4. What is the name of a lion with chicken pox? Dotted lion. 5. What is the name of a lion who chases the camels across the desert? chameleon. Examples of Eggs jokes: 1. which day does eggs hate most? Fry-day! 2. What name did Snow White call her chicken? Egg white. 3. How do egg leave the highway? By going via the eggs-it.
Who comes first chicken or egg?
If you think carefully about it, chicken comes first. An egg would not be hatched if, there was no warmth. A chicken sits on the egg before it can hatch. I dont reckon there was any incubator long time ago. Sun does not provide the extra warmth needed for an egg to hatch. haha tricked you. If you believe in God, then chickens came before the egg.
What do you call a frozen egg it a joke?
The joke what do you call a frozen egg is funny. A frozen egg is called a cold egg.
If a rooster lays an egg on a roof which way will it fall i know but how many of you know?
There is no egg. (Roosters do not lay eggs).
Know any egg puns?
I know of egg-xactly one.
Name something you crack on purpose?
egg, nuts, knuckles/body part, jokes, case
What day can you stand an egg on end?
Any day of the week, if you know how to do it.
What are some good egg jokes?
Don't get messy with an egg, otherwise the yolk's on you. A few names for eggs: Shell-don, Homlet, Yolk-O-Ono and Freyda.
Can you poach an egg?
I don’t know any thing about cooking so I guess yeah?
How many watts does a light bulb need to be to make eggs hatch?
You need an hen to hatch the egg not the bulb. Jokes apart if you want simulate warm condition suitable for an egg to hatch, you need to first know the right temperature required to hatch an egg. Then you need to get a suitable incandscent bulb of suitable wattage. It may be little higher than the body temperature of the hen.
Can any animal breathe while it is in it's egg?
Not that i know of, when a animal is in a egg its just feeding and growing or as you can say in 'Stasis".
How old does a chicken have to be to sell it?
Any age, even a chick. But i don't know the price. Even the egg.
Are they any roblox egg scripts?
i do not know, either get someone to make you one or check free models
How do you hatch the lucky golden clucken egg in your garden?
I think you just wait, 'cos I don't know any way to feed the egg, plus that sounds wierd :P
How do you know if a cayuga duck egg is fertile?
I guess you would candle it just like any other egg. You put the egg on a focused beam of light in a dark room and if the light won't go through and the egg doesn't light up, it's fertile.
How do you know if there is a chick in a hens egg?
the hen will not leave the egg and the egg will be covered in feathers
